Tuesday, February 26, 2008

I have always wanted to be a rock star…

… and now I know why

Even as a kid I wanted to be a rock star, who didn’t right? I would have loved to have been in a band that had hit after hit and a huge following.

Think about it, you get paid ridiculous amounts of money to party. You get paid to travel the world. You are catered to hand and foot. You have people who take care of everything for you. Tons of people go to extremes to meet you, some worship you, they even wear a t-shirt with your band name on it as a homage of sorts.

Then you split up and start another band where you do the whole thing over again.

Then you reunite with the original band, start a reunion tour, put out a new studio album, a best of album or maybe a live album, if not all three.

And when the touring slows down you release your sex tape, rake in royalties from it no matter how good or how bad it is. And then you get a reality TV show. Seems like a pretty sweet gig to me.

It worked for Gene Simmons, Tommy Lee and Brett Michaels.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Interesting study

I heard a study that I found somewhat interesting over the weekend. Do you know what nine out of ten people find to be fun?

Gang rape

Apparently that tenth person doesn’t find it to be fun at all.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Study: Wearing High Heels May Give Women Healthier Sex Lives

Well no kidding! The article states “Wearing high heels may be hard on a woman's feet and back, but it also strengthens the pelvic floor resulting in a healthier sex life, according to a new study from Italy.

The researchers analyzed 66 women under the age of 50 before coming to the conclusion, according to a report from ExpressIndia.com.

They found that those who held their foot at a 15-degree angle had less electrical activity in the pelvic muscles, an essential component of female body.

“Women often have difficulty in carrying out the right exercises for the pelvic zone and wearing heels could be the solution. It’s good to know they have potential health benefits,” lead researcher Dr. Maria Cerruto is quoted as saying.”

Apparently Dr. Maria Cerruto either lives in a cave or is a complete moron. How do you get through eight years of college and be this clueless?

I am no scientist but I know that there are two kinds of shoes in the world for women, comfortable and sexy. That’s it. It’s not hard to figure out. And I doubt highly that the two mix. Never have ever looked at a girl and thought “Damn those clogs are sexy as hell, I wonder if she is wearing a thong?” I really think we need to find out more about this “Dr.” Do you think she is going to come out with a study that says women who shower on a regular basis have a better sex life too? Or maybe a study on people who wear sunglasses can see better on sunny days or something like that.

She must be butch or something.
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