Dear Sweezey,
Why the hell can a guy not just give some women a complement without being accused of hitting on them? I'm a good looking guy work out, eat right, take care of myself set... but sometimes it seems that when I complement someone at work, like my secretary who got a new hair style, or say, what a great dress, or nice shoes, why the hell do they take that sometimes as I'm hitting on them... can't a guy just make a statement without coming off as hitting on them? And i"m 26, not like a creepy old man.
- Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
First off, it’s because you are a liar. There is no way in a thousand hells you are successful enough to have a secretary and can’t construct a decent sentence. And the receptionist in the building you work in does not count as a secretary. But I will give you credit for, more or less, for using spell check.
Secondly, you are probably creepy as hell. I can just see you there with your name on your shirt touching yourself while you are waiting on a signature and “complementing” them. A hundred bucks says that you are the kind of dude who checks out your cousins at family reunions and is probably a bit proud of it.
And lastly, if you are 26 and take such great care of yourself and you’re NOT trying to pick up women, there is something very wrong with you. That should be just about the only thing on your mind at that age.
I worry about the youth of America.
- Sweezey
As always, feel free to e-mail me for advice, questions or concerns at DearSweezey@gmail.com.
Don’t get dead
5 comments:
Yep. Full of shit.
maybe he's gay?
haha good advice!
Great advice as usual Booya. Are you on another sabbatical?
Heff - I thought so too
Cass - I think if he was gay he would have bonded with the women.
Phats - Thanks
Shife - It's been crazy around here lately, but things are starting to calm down. Thanks for the motivation to get posting again.
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