You know, I can't believe that I didn't think about this sooner. And this is a topic that I am an expert at.
It's a book on how to be an A-Hole.
Oh yeah, I have decades on experience being an a-hole. Here are some examples from the upcoming book.
• Put fake ads on craigslist, typically in the "Personals" section. Or if that is not your speed you can put an ad in the "For Sale" section with some fantastic offer for some hot new, fantastic, hard to find, gadget at some ridiculously low price or something like that.
• Mailing list, these are great. You can find tons of them, sign people up for mailing list, they love that.
• If you ever get a chance to housesit for someone, ESPECIALLY if they have a large car, do it. This is even better if they take their keys with them. What you want to do is to get a friend and a couple of floor jacks, the kind with wheels on them, jack up their car (inside the garage) and rotate their car 90 degrees. In other words, turn their car sideways in their garage.
• If you know anyone who works nights (or a swing shift) get a bunch of "Open House" or "Garage Sale" signs and place them leading up to their house on the days that they are sleeping during the day. This works really great if you have the signs where they can't be seen so easily from the front door. If a mailbox or tree can hide them, even better.
What do you think? Think it will sell?
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2 comments:
You totally need to write this book!!!
Oh my god, someone actually commented!! I think this is two so far. You are actually reading this! Yes!
I didn't even go into the round-up lawn messages, turning their water/gas off at the street, or any of the other stuff.
Put the word out so I can get some traffic on this blog :)
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