• Did the guy whose job it was to name fruit just not try when he got to the orange?
• Why is Christopher Columbus celebrated as the man who discovered America when all he did was get lost?
• Does this bump look infected?
• How come people will burn up $10 in gas driving across the city to save fifty cents?
• Why don’t beaches wash away?
• Do all fish know how to swim?
• Shouldn’t firemen really be called watermen?
• Who let the dogs out?
• How come every time I loose socks it’s only one out of the pair? Why don’t I ever loose both socks from the same pair?
• If breakfast is the most important meal of the day, why is it so early? You would think that if it was so important that it would be at a time when everyone is up.
• Who decides what’s a weed and what’s a flower? Is it that if it’s hard to kill it’s a weed and if it’s hard to keep alive it’s a flower?
• Who decides what is dancing and what is repetitive spastic motion?
• Why is it that we load ourselves up with distractions such as cell phones and TVs in places that we need to pay the most attention, like in the car. But we want piece and quiet in places where you can afford to have distractions like at home?
• Why is there handicapped parking at dance clubs?
• What do fortune tells ask you what you want to know about? Shouldn’t they already know?
• If magicians can really do “magic” why don’t they let me pick the tricks they are to do?
• The rock band “Candlebox” has a greatest hits CD, why? And is it a single?
Don’t get dead
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well this is an interesting list. Ia m one of those people that will drive all over to find the cheap gas. haha oh well
i started to answer these but then i got stumped by the whole beaches thing.
i will say this. i asked my fifth grade teacher about columbus (and threw in the whole conquering nation slavery thing) and was promptly told to just shut up already.
also, yes, that's infected. i give you three weeks or so
The bump looks ok, but the rash looks really infected. You might want to get that checked out. And Candlebox bashing? I think they had 2 good songs right? Maybe?
Phats - you do realize that you waste more money driving around than if you just pull into the first place you see right?
Cassdawn - Three weeks?! That's it?!
Shife - So it's a greatest hit and a b side? lol
Yes but I am pigheaded
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