Gas prices are so high that they are affecting hookers?

Another news story that I just saw says …

Brothel offers customers gas rebate
Wed Jul 9, 12:18 PM ET

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A Nevada brothel is trying to stimulate business by offering free gasoline.

Clients of the Shady Lady Ranch will get a $50 gas voucher if they fork out $300 -- worth about one hour's worth of services -- at the brothel in Beatty, Nevada, 130 miles northwest of Las Vegas.

Owner James Davis said he already has had to order another $1,000 set of gas vouchers because the first $1,000 were spent in one week.

"It's rocking along. We're doing quite well. June and July historically are not big months," said Davis, who is co-owner of the brothel along with his wife Bobbi, in a telephone interview.

The $50 rebate would roughly cover the cost of a round trip drive from Las Vegas to the ranch.

Davis said business at the ranch, which has been operating for 16 years, generally slows in the early summer. He said the brothel regularly offers specials to lure clients and his wife came up with the gas vouchers for this month.

U.S. gasoline prices hit a record $4.08 a gallon last week, up 38 percent from a year ago.

Brothels, illegal in most U.S. states, are legal in parts of Nevada.



Man, that’s messed up.

Somewhere in there is an “ass, gas or grass” joke but I just can’t come up with it.

I guess the thing that strikes me as funny about this is that I can picture a couple of guys sitting around a Vegas hotel room where the conversation goes a little bit like this.

Dude 1 – “Dude, we are in Vegas baby!! Woohoo!!”

Dude 2 – “Yeah man and what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!”

Dude 1 – “Damn straight brother!”

Dude 2 – “Just think of all of the stuff we will tell our friends about when we get back to
West Virginia (or where ever)”

Dude 1 – “Yeah bro! Hey, let’s go get some hookers!! That would so rock!”

Dude 2 – “I would man but all of the brothels are like 130 miles away and gas is like $4.00 a gallon. Even though we just paid $200 a night for this room and $1,000 in airfare and the sex will cost us $300 an hour each.”

Dude 1 – “Good point, I wish we had a $50 pre-paid gas card, that would rule”

… dumbasses

Don’t get dead

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