Even more things that I wonder about

• Do you think that John Wayne Bobbit goes around half cocked?

• Do rabbits dream about being chased by dogs?

• Why don’t the women on the reality TV show “Survivor” ever have hairy arm pits or legs when they are supposed to be stranded on this island for weeks at a time?

• Why don’t buses have seat belts?

• Is there such a thing as slow sand?

• If clouds are moisture and moisture is water and if air is lighter than water, how do clouds stay up in the sky?

• Do muu muus come in different sizes, and if so why?

• Shouldn’t a tooth brush be called a teeth brush?

• If heat rises, why are the upper atmospheres cold?

• Why is there no extra medium size?

• If you can be both overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?

• If baseball is the great American pastime, what is the lesser American pastime.

• A stitch in time saves nine what?

• Why are flowers so hard to keep alive and weeds so hard to kill? Wouldn’t it be easier if it was the other way around?

Don’t get dead