A couple of times today I heard a “news” story on what not to get for your girlfriend/wife for Christmas. And each of the items had a reason behind it why it was not a good idea. Both the gifts and the reason why you shouldn’t give it as a gift where pretty common sense things. Such as don’t give a vacuum cleaner because it might give the impression that she is your property and there to serve you… I know guys, I am having a hard time keeping quiet on this one too. Another item was tickets to a sporting event, supposedly this is not an item that she could enjoy by herself. And the list went on and on, things like cookware, costumes for sex, regular clothing, scales and so on.
So I thought that I would put together my own list of things that you shouldn’t buy for your girl for Christmas.
- Vagisil
- FMF threesomes for dummys book
- A personal grooming DVD
- A one-way ticket anywhere
- The book “Let’s Talk About Your Fucking Mother”
- A gun cleaning kit
- A membership to a swinger site
- The book “How to Shut Up When the Game Is On”
- The complete first season of “At Home With Ike and Tina Turner” on DVD
- Driving Lessons
- Shampoo for crabs
- The book “Hookers: The Worlds Oldest Profession”
- Jumbo panty liners
- The book “101 Reasons Why I Am Lucky to Have a Man”
- Valtrex
- The book “Shit Up Means SHUT, UP!”
- A book on how to clean house
- A toothbrush
- Cookbooks
- Just Because You Don’t Like the Way it Smells Don’t Mean it Stinks on paperback
- How to give head like a porn star on DVD
- Weight Loss surgery information
- Order Eaters
- The book “Farts Really Are Funny”
It’s not that these are bad gifts, just that they might get taken the wrong way.
Don’t get dead
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3 comments:
I have the Ike and Tina DVD, and I'll tell you, it does make me feel lucky to have a man.
I think I've figured out why I'm single. It was wrong to purchase valtrex for my boyfriend? He didn't find that stomach stapling info valuable!? Yikers!
Krissface - You might want to hang on to that, they might make it big one day and it could be a collectors item!
rusty - I am glad that I could help!
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