And I mean it in the nicest way

Have you ever heard someone say something like he has nice handwriting for a guy or she’s a good driver for a girl or she is cute for a big girl or he seems really nice for a black guy? Well all have right. But is it really a compliment if you have to qualify it?

Shouldn’t it just be he has nice handwriting, she is a good driver, she is cute or he seems really nice? Doesn’t it say something about you if you have to qualify a compliment?

Isn’t that like saying “I simply feel the need to say something nice to you but it’s not genuine”?

So why not go ahead and make it back-handed. Yeah, go ahead and degrade them to their face.

If you see someone who is overweight, tell them that they don’t smell too bad for a fat person. See a male member of another race, tell them that you would almost let them date your daughter. See a good looking tall guy, tell him that he is not bad looking for a freak of nature. See a decent looking big girl, tell her that she probably puts out well because she don’t have much else going for her. She an Asian woman, tell her that you bet she gives a mean happy ending for a slut. See a Hispanic woman, tell her that you would almost let her clean your house when you weren’t home. See a guy from the Middle East, tell him that his stench isn’t nearly as bad as most Middle Easterners. Why not?

What? It’s rude? It’s mean? Is it really? I mean if you are going to qualify your compliment aren’t you insulting the receiver of the compliment anyway? Just in an underhanded way. Why not just be a big person and be blatant about it? Don’t beat around the bush. Hell, just go all out and call them a mother fucker or something like that.

Or maybe, just maybe, leave the qualifying statement off and just give the compliment outright.

Don’t get dead