Hair on the tongue. Definitely. It'd stay warm when I drink a slushy.
Now, here's my question to you. Would you rather:
A) Have your achilles tendon snipped with a pair of rusty nippers, then be chased through a thunderstorm by a madman with a pitchfork -
-OR-
B) Be buried up to your neck in an open field, have your head painted like a soccer ball, and then have a bunch of Brazilian kids start hangin' around?
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Hair on the tongue. Definitely. It'd stay warm when I drink a slushy.
Now, here's my question to you. Would you rather:
A) Have your achilles tendon snipped with a pair of rusty nippers, then be chased through a thunderstorm by a madman with a pitchfork -
-OR-
B) Be buried up to your neck in an open field, have your head painted like a soccer ball, and then have a bunch of Brazilian kids start hangin' around?
Keep livin' like Thanksgivin'. -T
Valid point, the hairy tongue would cut down on the brain freeze. I think I will have to go with option B Thaddeus, I am not much of a runner.
Don't get dead
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