Would you rather
bite the curb and get kicked in the back of the head
-OR-
get a paper cut on your eyeball?
Sadly, I would pick biting the curb. With the advances in modern dentistry I could come out of that looking even more handsome than I already am. Plus, how in the hell would you explain a paper cut on your eyeball, ON YOUR FREAKING EYEBALL!
Don't get dead
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I actually got a paper cut on my eyeball once.
It was horrendous.
But seeing as I lived through that before, I'd probably pick that one again.
Both thoughts, however, made my knees turn all liquidy and my salad rise up in my throat. Ugh.
I got to ask, how did you do that? That must have hurt like a mofo.
I am going to try to move away from the stomach turning questions. I think I will just keep them sex related, JOKE.
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