Monday, January 12, 2009

Batman, the Dark Knight

We just watched “The Dark Knight” the other night, I know we are behind the times, eat me. And I have just a couple of observations on the movie.

Out of all of the gadgets that he has, none of them are a fucking gun?! Come on freaky latex boy, start carrying a hogleg and some of those jerkoffs will think twice before they decide to hang around and duke it out with you.

And secondly, fuck your morals and kill some people will ya!? How many damn times where you face to face with the Joker and you were trying to arrest his ass? Shoot him in is fucking clown face. Terminate his ass with extreme prejudice! Do you know why our military have guns and kill people? Because just arresting those cock suckers don’t get the point across. When word gets out that you made some fucktard look like Swiss cheese people will reconsider fucking with you. All of those people of Gotham are big fans of you and if you start to eliminate some of the “bad guys” I got a feeling that your job will make itself a lot easier.

Don’t get dead

2 comments:

cassdawn said...

so i realize i should know you better before i tease you but it's just my way . . .

how's that whole 'suspension of reality' thing going for ya??

Booya said...

Pish posh! It must be real, I saw it on the internet! :)

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