• You think that Lou Gehrig’s parents would have seen that one coming.
• I saw “just heat and serve” on a frozen dinner the other day. Do you really have to tell someone to heat it up or are Salisbury steak popsicles that popular. What else would you do with it?
• Are paraplegic comedians sit-down comics?
• If someone comes up and ask you if they can ask you a question, didn’t they just ask it?
• There are microwave directions for pop-tarts, I shit you not.
• You would think that phonics would be spelled differently.
• Is Ft. Dix NJ anywhere near Ft. Nuts?
Don’t get dead
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well, personally I like to suck on my salisbury steak. It's awfully cooling on a hot summer's day. But that's probably just me.
Can you imagine a world without hypothetical situations?
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