I think that I got bingo in the parking lot!
Now I don’t hate Wal-Mart, just the people who shop there on a regular basis. What a collection of creatures this is. So to keep the game fair to everyone, I put together a list of other things that could be on the Wal-Mart Bingo cards.
Such as…
- Someone wearing jeans with the Skoal circle in the back poket
- Someone with a cigarette behind their ear
- A woman with a black eye
- 6 inch dark roots on a “blond” woman
- A man wearing flip-flops with frito scoops toe nails
- Diapers, condoms and anti-itch cream all in the same basket
- Radios in automotive section cracked up to some god-awful hip hop station
- Woman wearing a strapless shirt and a bra that’s not
- Dog tied to the concrete poles out front
- Kid lying on the floor in the toy department playing with an opened toy
- A wallet on a chain
- Kid bouncing a ball and shooting it back into the rubber ball cage
- More toys on the floor than on the shelf
- Woman missing teeth wearing a “Taz” or “Tweety Bird” t-shirt
- Guy carrying a car battery back to the automotive section
- Guys playing video games for hours that they have no intention of buying
- A Mullet
- Toddler drinking 44 oz Dr. Pepper
- Plumbers crack with holes around the briefs underwear waistband
- Tube tops
- Guy wearing a bandana on his head
- Someone arguing with Customer Service
- Kids playing on riding lawnmowers
- Someone throwing a nerf football
- A wet floor sign on carpet
- Fat kids with kool-aid stains on their shirts
- $8000 worth of rims on a $500 car
Don’t get dead
6 comments:
Yeah, a Walmart shopper might look like what you described. Or, a person going to a NASCAR event. Nah, I have nothing against NASCAR. I love the races. Just thought I would throw a challenge down. Where else would you see people who look like Walmart shoppers? Think about it!
Very interesting blog. Think I just might come back from time to time to see what you have come up with!
Thanks for sharing! Mustang Mike
Mike - Thanks for stopping by and you are welcome anytime. And read the archives, I got tons of stuff there. Just remember, if I haven't offended you yet, just wait. haha
haha this was funny
I totally prefer Meijer which is odd because our Wal-Mart and Meijer are across the street from each other. i got kicked out of a Wal-Mart in college
Heck I win without even going, it describes my wife's family.
I am a Wal-Mart regular.
I am a *little* ashamed to say it, but damn. Where else can you get my favorite taco sauce in the WORLD for $1.00?!
I also go there in my pajamas. Frequently.
I figure hey, why not? I am probably still better dressed than some of them.
:D
Phats - You wild man!
ML - Umm, Congra... uh, sorry to hear that?
Andrea - Yes, you are probably better dressed than most of the ones around here.
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