Would you rather
bite the head off a live gopher
-OR-
thoroughly lick a cat's butt?
Easy one again, for me it would be to bite the head off of a live gopher. I mean you could do it quick and you wouldn’t have to absorb anything, but your tongue on a cat’s ass? Oh no way! Cats are only good for one thing, field goals!
Don’t get dead
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Whether I volunteer to or not, my cat plants the brownstar on my face each and every f'in' morning. Since no gopher has offered up its neck for me to geek, I guess my choice has been preordained by the universe.
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