Dear Sweezey,
I have a problem. I like to watch incest and alien Hentai porn while having intercourse with a microwaved cucumber that has a 5mm hole drilled in it. My problem is my microwave broke and I don't know if I should go with a cheap model or upgrade. Thanks for the advice.
- Conflicted in Circuit City
Dear Con,
To answer you question, I first have to ask you a question. What the fuck is alien Hentai porn?
And I got bad news for you bro, a five millimeter hole is a really little hole. Sorry to hear of your misfortune.
I personally think that you should go for the upgrade, hell get an industrial strength microwave. And be sure to nuke that cucumber for a really long time, at least 15 minutes, and then just stick your dork right in it as soon as the timer goes off.
Obviously I know that you are not really doing this but the mental image of some jackass scalding their pecker because they like to get off with vegetation humors me.
- Sweezey
As always feel free to e-mail me at DearSweezey@gmail.com for advice on ANYTHING. I won’t use your name or e-mail, only how you sign the e-mail.
Don’t get dead
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I really appreciate you not publishing my real name. You are a man of integrity.
Anytime!
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